This CatBib is supposed to prevent your cat from catching birds and other animals, you know, so there are no more tiny carcasses strewn across your doorstep.



They claim that:
From my old volunteer days at the SF Zoo when I was 12 I'm going to dig deep and guess that herptofauna means lizards and snakes. And from my inimitable reserves of common sense I'm going to say that the CatBib probably makes cats want to kill themselves because they look so heinously dorky and all the other cats make fun of them. I mean, look at the picture. Those are not happy kitties. Oh also, no need to spay or neuter, because I'm thinking that now that you've made your cat the Screech Powers of the cat world he probably won't be getting any action.

This thing is actually scientifically validated by university researchers. To which I say: Yo... CANCER. We still need to CURE CANCER.

(via The Presurfer)