Gosh, I never know where to store my chopsticks. I wish I could put them somewhere hidden so I could have them with me at all times in case I need them.

Well now I can get these eyeglasses that hold my chopsticks! I know what you're thinking. "What a great idea! How has no one yet thought of this!" Oh, you weren't thinking that? You were thinking "WTF is wrong with people and why do they invent stupid s*** all the time?"




Also, I am a clumsy mofo as it is, and I have enough trouble staying neat and clean while eating. Let's be honest. This is just one more way for me to get soy sauce in my hair.

(via Treehugger)