I collect a fair number of links that contain information that I just don't know what to say about except WTF?!?!?! I could try to say something clever about them but let's be honest, they're just so... WTF?!?! No more words needed, save a description of the product, a photo, and a link, and, OK, the occasional commentary.


World's Most Expensive Ice Cream Sundae, which costs $60,000 (that's US dollars, not Zimbabwe dollars) and involves trekking to Mt. Kilimanjaro and making ice cream out of glacial ice. Oh! Also a t-shirt. WTF?!?!?




Penis Measuring Kit, which comes with the Phallusmeasure (patent pending) and promises to assure fairness in measurement of your TPS aka your "True Penis Size." Um... WTF?!?!?




Porky Pooper, the "super pocket pooper" which is a pig key chain for kids that poops out chocolates which can then be re-shoved up the pooper and pooped out again, ad infinitum. WTF?!?!?




Mega-Sonic Cat Repeller, which is an ultrasonic cat repeller that hurts their ears with a tone only they can hear, and which is like a totally mean and silly way to disperse cute kittehs, IMHO. Also where do you store this, and why does it say "The Big Cheese" on it, and why is it so big? WTF?!?!?!



PocketShots are portable liquor in plastic pouches that resemble a Capri-Sun, while anyone drinking them resembles a complete tool. Don't airplane-sized bottles of hooch already cover this market? WTF?!?!!?




If you like WTF?!?!? and want more, I recommend you check out this Cracked article about the top 25 most baffling toys from around the world... I guarantee the plush poop hat and penis-shaped golf putter will have you uttering those 3 little letters aloud.