Here are two things to make new things newly old.

First up, you can plug any photo into this neat tool and it will make it all old-timey. It's in Japanese, or as my computer is rendering it, questionmark-ese, but you can easily figure out how to do it. So I plugged in this picture of Taco Bell and got this kind of old, fuzzy, dirty picture of Taco Bell back.

   

You should see their pagoda examples, they look much cooler than my Taco Bell example, but I wanted to see if it would work with something that's not already old, like a 500-year-old pagoda.


Secondly, Gearfuse did a little Photoshopping to show us how our Presidential candidates will age. All I can say is, if you have a fear of the flesh-eating zombie undead, whatever you do, DO NOT look directly at the picture of McCain. Yeesh. He looks like an extra in the Thriller video. And Hillary C (who incidentally was being a big ol' crazy beeyatch yesterday) doesn't fare much better. Luckily we've got Obama, who will become something of a distinguished Silver Fox, albeit a constipated-looking one. Hot.




(both via The Presurfer: photo aging link here; presidential aging link here)