I'm going to show you this inflatable toast mattress, but then I'm not going to say anything else about it, because someone might say "Hey Karen, what did you do today?" and I'll have to say "I blogged about an inflatable toast-shaped mattress." and then that person will give me a blank look because they won't be sure if I'm joking or just a big dork with too much time on her hands and they won't have anything to say and they'll realize how very different our lives are and they'll start to question the once-unshakable foundation of our friendship and there will be a very long and empty silence until I shrug my shoulders sheepishly and awkwardly say "What about you? What did you do today?"



But I WILL tell you it's a too-late April Fools joke and it's not real. OK that's it... lips officially locked on this topic.

(Toast Mattress via Neatorama)