For only $12.79, you can buy your spot in heaven. Yay! (cue angels singing)


The package includes:

Heavenly issued certificate of reservation registered in the Book of Light™
A First class ticket to Heaven. Why walk those stairs when you can fly?
The Official Heaven Identification Card so you can get around without getting hassled.
Heaven 101 mini informational guide. Don’t be a victim of culture shock. Get acquainted with the land.

The sad/scary thing is, and if you go to the website you'll see what I mean, I can't tell if this is for real or for joke or what- I mean, people are really dumb so maybe for real?!?!? Do you think we would have had all those holy wars and genocides if all it takes is a couple cents shy of 13 clams??!?

So here's why I think it's real, I checked the FAQ. It explains the guarantee this way: "Reserve A Spot In Heaven™ stands behind our offerings 100%. If you don't get in then we will give you your money back. No questions asked." Oh, I can just see the wheels of the redneck mind wrapping around this one... remember, Cletus, of course there are no questions asked when your dead...

Reserve your spot TODAY!!!

(via Geekologie)