Hey, do you wish you had a stand mixer that doesn't work as well AND is way more hideous AND costs more than a standard Kitchen-Aid? Your prayers have been answered now that Jenn-Air has made these monstrosities.

 

Hey Jenn-Air, the 80s called and said you're pwned because even they wouldn't have made such an ugly mixer. If this will, like, go with your decor, then maybe it's time for a kitchen remodel. I'm having a hard time picturing who the target market is for a white pearlescent mixer with a swirly pink and purple glass bowl. Liberace? Wait, he's dead. Paris Hilton? Too tacky for her, even, I imagine. Britney? Oh but no time to bake while in the psych ward though. A unicorn? Shoot, mythical, also no opposable thumbs.

I once had a Jenn-Air blender once and it sucked so much.

See all the colors (and buy one! Really, I won't judge you when it shows up on your Facebook.)
Thanks to Cooking Gadgets for the tip!