What a lovely way to start a Sunday with your family- fried eggs in the shape of an Uzi!



I don't even know what is up with this craziness. I suppose I could buy these for a laugh, but my money would probably be better spent if I, uh, threw it in the trash. Because then maybe a homeless person would find the money and buy booze with it. Or maybe it would end up in a landfill and deteriorate at an inexorably slow pace, contributing to the eventual warming and destruction of our planet. Either way, it's still preferable to giving my money to this reckless band of violence-promoting novelty breakfast gadgeteers.

Oh also I can't figure out how much they cost.

Thanks to Laughing Squid for the original post!