OMG I just found out there is a whole mini-industry around giving your dog a Bar Mitzvah, or (ugh) "Bark Mitzvah" as they like to call it. I am pretty sure the Jews didn't wander the desert for 40 years for this, but I could be wrong. It could have been part of the master plan all along, right?

Don't believe me? I present to you exhibit A, which is some factual and logistical info about the prevalence, options, and so forth, and exhibit B, photos from Kasha's bark mitzvah.



Now, I have made posters at Kinko's before and they are not that cheap, and I have also tried to dress a dog in a tuxedo and it is not that easy, so that leads me to conclude that these people have different priorities than I do. Oh also, because they had a BAR MITZVAH for their freakin' DOG. I can't believe that many people attended, seriously, scroll through the pics, it's amazing.