I guess MC Hammer isn't the only unlikely character to have a blog. Santa Claus has not one, but two blogs- and get this- one is personal, and one is his "corporate" blog. Huh?? Isn't being Santa just all about being a big old bossy dude who relies on elves and reindeer for all of your hard labor needs? Corporate? LAME. If I wanted corporate responsibility I wouldn't lie to children about the existence of a fictional grandpa-substitute who wears velvet clothes and uses flying reindeer with light-up noses to defy the laws of physics and the space/time continuum to deliver toys to them in the middle of the night. And despite all of this magical action, he for some odd reason enters through your chimney instead of your front door, just because. Not to mention, that even though they claim the elves make the toys, that can't possibly be true since they have Target price tags on them and say "made in China" not "made in the North Pole." Why has no one noticed this?

Santa's Personal Blog

The North Pole Corporate Responsbility Blog

UPDATE: I just realized these blogs don't even have ads on them, so this isn't just some crappy opportunistic money-making scheme, it's actually happening because someone feels it's funny and/or worthwhile and/or a good use of their time and skills and/or that people will venerate their cleverness and love them. Yikes.