When I was a kid we had to be hobos or gypsies or punkrockers or other stuff made out of clothes in our own closets for Halloween. We didn't get to be car air fresheners. But dammit when I have a kid I'm going to make them wear weird storebought costumes like my parents were never able to give me.





Only $26.99 from BuyCostumes.com - and they have a whole bunch more that are run-of-the-mill, plus a couple more odd ones.