Hey, 1980's, YOU called because you want your calculator back.





Yeah, this JUST came out. Like, recently. And no, it DOESN'T have a USB hub or dance to your iPod rhythm or love you or walk or run on urine or really do ANYTHING but be a calculator. Sheesh. Lame. I'm sure I would have liked this around the same time I liked Zack Morris, Duck Hunt, and being 9. Back then, we didn't expect as much from our gadgets. Now we know better.

via ShinyShiny