Even On Talk Like A Pirate Day, Greenies Still Bringing Me Down

As usual, environmentalists are still trying to spend every waking hour convincing me that it's my fault that the planet is going to hell. Here is a bit of respite though- in honor of International Talk Like A Pirate Day, some guy has charted the causal relationship between pirate decline and climbing global temps.



'Tis true, thar be far fewer pirates and far more meltin' bergs nowadays. Aarrrgh. Plus, he has a very science-y graph, so it must be true. Not just true, but causal. It's science!

You will be tested on this material.

via TreeHugger


 

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