The BBC is reporting that Royal Nepal Airlines sacrificed 2 goats to help them fix a plane that has been having electrical problems for 2 weeks. I'm all for religious freedom, but I have to say that does not instill me with a lot of confidence in their knowledge of aviation safety.




If I had to imagine the headspace of the goat just as the rusty scimitar was headed towards the back of his neck, I would imagine he would be thinking "What the heck did I ever do to deserve being sacrificed on a runway? Just because you can't fix a plane, me and my pal have to die? That doesn't even make sense. Y'all are crizazy. All the yak butter tea in the world won't make that make sense. So uncool." Now imagine it in a Nepalese accent, and you will see what I'm saying.

Oh wait, he was probably just thinking "Maaa. Maaa. Maaa. Grunt. Maaa!"

OK, gotta go and cancel my upcoming flight to Kathmandu.