Oh, LEDs. You are supposed to be so useful and eco-friendly, but people are already co-opting you for such inane things.

First up, we have this USB light that changes colors based on how fast you type. No word as to whether it notices how many errors you make. So when your boss walks by you can just start typing gibberish really fast to make this sucker glow. It's called the "Think" Light which is really a malapropism, because it's a reflection of typing, not thinking, per se, but, whatever. Oh! And it's ugly and looks like a giant nipple.




Second, we have the FuwaPica Honeycomb Chairs that change colors based on how heavy you are. It's cool, just use the "I'm big boned" excuse. Or you could go with "Muscle weighs more than fat." Those are totally believable. These are also a bit of a misnomer. Honeycomb chairs? How about, "Hey you're a fatty boombalatty and now everyone knows it" chairs? I predict these will not go over well in the US.