Hey are you the laziest woman on earth? Is putting a bra on in the morning too challenging for you? Well, it's your lucky day. Israeli scientists have invented a surgery that basically puts a bra inside your skin to support your chestices. GROSS. I'm not going into details. But I'm glad they continue to invent more and more needless surgeries for women. Oh wait. What's the opposite of glad? Because that's what I am.

Message to smart scientists: Cure cancer, people! Sheesh!




Via Feministe (where else?)