Does this entry really need a clever title? Because the truth is, some drunk people (who look like overgrown frat boys) drank 9 beers and then decided to spend a whole week building a 535-foot slip-n-slide. First they used a bulldozer (which they annoyingly refer to as a 'dozer) to dig a trench, then filled it in with super thick vinyl stuff and rode down it possibly or possibly not on an aerobed.

Where does one get a 'dozer? Did they just have one lying around? Also, actuarially speaking, is it safe to operate a 'dozer after drinking 9 beers? I think not.


a middle section of the interminable giant slip-n-slide- the artsy dusk photo version


And furthermore, how do they have all of this acreage and old growth forest to plunder and pillage for the Slip-N-Slide? Is it, like, their backyard? So many questions.



post 'dozer bros on the aerobed at the top, getting ready to go down

You can see all of the pictures here (including pictures of the aforementioned 'dozer.) Note the fetid pool you end up in at the conclusion of what I'm sure is an insanely fun, yet harrowing, ride. All that work and they can't get clean water in there? Sheesh. Underachievers. No worries though, they have plans for adding a pump and expanding the slide.