This thing has been popping up in a bunch of places, and everyone seems to think it's cool, because it has everything you would need for one person to have a picnic.





Picnics conjure up images in my mind of frolicking and frisbees and OTHER PEOPLE BEING AROUND YOU. So, I'm having a hard time getting excited about this particular design since it's explicitly for one person. Also it's ugly, and seems incredibly uncomfortable to carry. So now we're down to its utility being for me picknicking by myself somewhere I don't have to travel to. Wow, that's really useful, because I'm in that situation about 3 or 4 times a day! Thank goodness for the guy who invented this.

It's skinnable, in case you want to make it camo or snakeskin or something. Or, you could glue on googly eyes, and mop strings for hair, and draw a nose and mouth on with a sharpie to make it more anthropomorphically convincing. And give it a name.