Since it's Friday the 13th I'm going to have to put up this creepy handsoap that's shaped like chubby little dismembered baby hands.



I'm sure it looks really nice once it's been used a couple of times, especially if you have been wanting a 3-D image of what a baby's hands would look like slimy and missing all the finger parts above the knuckle.

Please do not give this as a gift, as suggested on the website, even though it is only $12 for a whole bag o' creepy.

P.S. If you don't know what soylent green is, and why it's people, sigh, you are probably much younger than me. But I am a kind, elderly woman.