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Porsche, as in the car maker, came out with this stupid power drill that costs $665.
Nice promotional picture. Obviously their target market, e.g. a person stupid enough to buy a power drill for almost 700 bucks because it's pretty and says Porsche on it, doesn't understand how a drill is used in real life. Drilling into the floor is not usually such a great idea. What exactly is he going to install? Can I see the pictures that happened after this? Like where his wife comes in and yells at him for mindlessly drilling into the floor?
More things their target market doesn't get: 1) where to buy a shirt with 2 long sleeves instead of just one, and 2) why you shouldn't have a random piece of wire sticking out of your floor. More pics here.
Nice promotional picture. Obviously their target market, e.g. a person stupid enough to buy a power drill for almost 700 bucks because it's pretty and says Porsche on it, doesn't understand how a drill is used in real life. Drilling into the floor is not usually such a great idea. What exactly is he going to install? Can I see the pictures that happened after this? Like where his wife comes in and yells at him for mindlessly drilling into the floor?
More things their target market doesn't get: 1) where to buy a shirt with 2 long sleeves instead of just one, and 2) why you shouldn't have a random piece of wire sticking out of your floor. More pics here.
Isn't it bad enough that Porsche makes SUV? Come on marketers... try understanding what your brand means before you dilute it any further. And while you are at it... I agree you need to save your money for a two sleeved shirt and some common sense.
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