There are a lot of stupid USB sticks out there, but this is my personal un-favorite. It's made out of PORCELAIN. And comes with a tiny HAND-KNITTED COVER. This would be good for someone who has so many servants that it's one guy's whole job to carry the stick around and make sure it stays warm and doesn't break. Because I can only imagine putting this in your pocket and then getting a pocket full o' shards. Depending on which pocket, that could be pretty painful.



It's $125 as well, which isn't helping its case. If you love it despite my warnings, you can buy it at this smarmy website- which admittedly has some cool things on it, but acts like it's better than you and makes you feel like you're back in 7th grade being bullied by the rich kids.