There is a new product called IceRocks which are these little pouches of spring water that you freeze to make pure ice cubes. Landfill anyone? Are we really such sybaritic germophobes that we have to use hermetically sealed spring water ice cubes? I mean, at least make them out of pina coladas or chocolate milk or something. Unless, you know, you love the idea of paying $6 for 48 ice cubes that aren't even frozen yet. And the music on this site literally could not be worse. The Crazy Frog ringtone would be less crappy than this music. I can't call it a song because it is just a repeat of the same mind-numbing piano-bar-lite music every 1.4 seconds.



I'm almost positive there is nothing dumber than IceRocks- except maybe BlingH2O, which is closer to $40 a bottle, because the bottles are decorated with swarovski crystals. And marketed using pictures of naked women. This one has actually been around for about a year, meaning the business has been able to keep afloat for a year. Really, people do know that there are a lot of starving children out there, right?