Toasters are all the rage now, of course (you haven't heard?) Inseq Design made this toaster that makes designs on toast.



Why is it better than other toasters that make designs on toast? (Did I really just type that sentence with a straight face?) Because each time it makes a DIFFERENT design, according to some fancy computer mumbo-jumbo, not just that same ol' same ol' Virgin Mary design or what have you. Also, and this is just my opinion here, it hangs on the wall like no other toaster does. There's even a promo video, if you're into, um, watching movies about... toast. Hang on while I upload that movie of paint drying for you.

Of course, if you're superbadass you'll mod your toaster DIY-style, instead of succumbing to all of this cheap chicanery... luckily some guy with far too much time on his hands did a step-by-step toaster mod project on Instructables for you to try.

Still feeling lost about this important paradigm shift? Gizmodo has a whole page of funky toasters, so I won't attempt to reinvent the wheel on the backstory here.